New Mexico Jokes

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

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Dumb New Mexico Laws
State officials ordered 400 words of "sexually explicit material" to be cut from Romeo and Juliet. Carrizozo
It's forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public.
Las Cruces
You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.