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Q: How does a German eat mussels
A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!
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Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.
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Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France?
Germans like to march in the shade.
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After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be - Bonn or Berlin - a compromise was struck: Paris.
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Belgium's national motto:
Belgium: Gateway to France!
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Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.
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Q: What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?
A: Only the first one can make you smile.
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Q: Why was the Dresden bombing a mistake ?
A: The RAF made a (H)ASH of it!
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Q: How many people fron Dresden can you fit in a mini ?
A: About 25000 if you've got a shovel
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Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant? The food is great, but an hour later, you're hungry for power.
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Q: Have you heard about the new German microwave ?
A: It's got ten seats inside.
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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
A: They give them gas.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?
A: A Beaner-Schnitzel
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"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
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Do you know why Germans build such high-quality products?
So they won't have to go around being nice while they fix them.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gestapo
Gestapo who?
Ve Vill ask ze Questions!
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