Business one-liners 98

What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.

What you don't do is always more important than what you do.

What you resist, you become.

Whatever goes around, comes around.

Whatever happens, look as if it were intended.

Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

When a lie fails, the truth saves what remained.

When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.

When all else fails, read the instructions.